yeah

semau orang dah balik..dan com aku dah ok ...tapi internet jer yg tak ok huhu..k cuti tinggal 15 hari lagi

슬픈 상태

com buat hal ...tak der orang leh

tolong btul kan ke? waaaa

hahaha

join cik kuzer jadi pengiring gi rumah senior kat hanyang tanya tetang subject2 dan cam maner nak susun jadual kat u nanti..aku pun tukang dgr jer..huhu lepas tu gi window shopping@ beli terus uhu melayang 7keping+ 1 keping 충전 교통 카드.....lah nie tunggu elaun bulan 2 lak yg tak masuk2 lagi..huhu cepatlah masuk...bagi yg menyambut thn baru cina esok kat korea( mesia hari rabu kerr) selamat sambut 설날....

betul ke????

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...

p/s: saya mengaku ^^ cik a****

향수병에 걸렸어.....

오늘 제정신이 아니거든. 그래서 날 건드리지마 라!!!!!!!!

bosan

http://www.eternalmultimedia.com/thi-is-islam/This_Is_Islam.swf

setelah mendapat elaun huhu aku bersama encik kuzer buat lah sikti jamuan bersam trio dan beberapa orang ..makan2 sembang2

사랑은 꼭 말로 표현할까?

proud to be malaysian

You Know You're Malaysian When....

You complain about the quality of the pirated DVD you just purchased. "What, RM10 for DVD5?! Aiyah, boss ... sound no good, cheaperlah ..." You're willing to consume sambal petai and durian and gladly suffer the bloating and wind-breaking incidents. You're exceedingly polite to the Mat Sallehs but you slag your own kind. "Hello, sir. Why don't you sit here, it뭩 got the best view of the city skyline." But, "Aunty-ah, your table is over there next to the kitchen." You order Maggi goreng and fried chicken, complain about how oily the food is, and then proceed to finish it anyway. You love to talk about food. You're already thinking about what to have for dinner while eating lunch. "I'm stuffed. What shall we have for dinner?" You dive into a communal-style meal the moment the dish lands on the table only to hesitate at the last morsel of food on the serving dish. There are two possible explanations for this: the first is the pai seh (embarrassed) factor, while the other is the myth that the person who eats the last piece will be a spinster. You hit the accelerator the moment the first drop of rain hits your windshield. "Alamak, it's going to rain. Sure traffic jam one. I'd better drive faster." You seize the opportunity to make a U-turn anywhere ... especially where there is a sign telling you not to. Well, so long as the cops aren't in sight. You feel a burning desire to send text messages and even have the gall to give your friend a blow-by-blow account of the movie to your friend on the handphone ?during the screening of the movie. "Okay, now that girl Lizzie is impersonating an Italian singer; she so doesn뭪 look Italian ..." You forsake your loved ones for the all-important four letter-word: S-A-L-E. "Sorry, mum, I can't take you to Aunt Mary뭩 because I have to go to MidValley before the crowd." You뭨e also more than happy to be part of the insane traffic jam that forms around malls during weekends and sale periods. 11. Reality shows Akademi Fantasia and Malaysian Idol dictate your social life. "What, no TV at the mamak? Count me out ?I'm staying home. Rinie needs my support." You pepper every sentence with lah. "No-lah, I can't see you today-lah. I have to study-lah. You know-lah, the prison warden aka mak is watching me like a hawk" You fail to function normally without your daily dose of teh tarik and nasi lemak. You have owned at least one Proton in your lifetime. Cheap, cheap. That is until you start to make enough dough to buy that Honda you've been salivating over. You slow down at an accident site to take down the car number plate, but won't step out of your car to help ?the victim could be a robber! You'd rather park your car along the main road outside the mall, where there's a yellow line, rather than pay RM1 to park inside where there are adequate bays. You plead, bat your eyelids and relate a sob story to the officer at the town council office to let you off the hook (or reduce the amount considerably) for the fine you incurred when you parked your car on the double line. You make an appointment for 10am and conveniently show up a half hour late ?Malaysian time, what ... You pop open the wet tissue packet at the Chinese restaurant by squeezing the trapped air to the top of the packet before proceeding to smash your fist into it. The louder the pop the better. You greet your friend / neighbor / acquaintance on the street with "How are things?" or "Have you eaten?" or better yet, by stating the obvious: "Went to market ah?" Ramlee burger is the "piece de resistance" of your growing-up-years cuisine. You catch all major televised events at the mamak. You have roughly six meals a day (breakfast, mid-morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper). Then there's the snacking ?keropok ikan, pisang goreng, muruku, jam tarts and the like. You get the whole family dressed to the nines, jump into the car and head for the minister's open house ?and ask for styrofoam boxes and plastic bags to tar pau food. Your accent and language style vary according to the race of the person you are conversing with. You've got a friendly disposition. Smiles are abundant and your "Apa khabar?" is warm and sincere. You exclaim loudly how expensive everything is, even though the items may in fact be going for a steal. "Wah! So expensive, ah? Hak sei ngor (Scare me to death)!" You dig deep into your pockets to contribute to the latest appeal for donations in the newspapers. You "dis" our country all the time, but as soon as something good happens (like winning the Thomas Cup), you morph into a proud Malaysian. You never travel abroad without a bottle of chilli sauce, or sachets which you can sneak into restaurants. You're proud to be Malaysian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Malaysian friends!

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tadi senior merangkap rakan seangkatan yg main ice skating sesama ajak aku dgn kuzer datang rumah der makan ..huhuh kenyangnya..serius sedap masakan der..kalau lah hari2 manak cam nie kan best..balik kelas tak payah pikir nak makan aper atau masak aper semau dah tersedia depan amata...huh tetiba lak rindu kat mak bapka..nyesal tak balik pun ader..huhu tu lah first time makan mee jawa...aku main sebat jer..rezeki beb. janji halal..tapi tukang masak dgn kuzer leh kata pedas...entahlah aku ngap jer elok jer...huhu sah aku nie tong sampah ..ngap aper saja huhu...kalau diikutkan tadi sepatutnya ader lah dlm 8 orang yg patut datang alih2 berempat jer..tuan rumah, aku ,kuzer, dgn pesh....huhu dan cam biasalah aku dgn mulut mengunyah tak henti2 dgr jerlah aper yg diorang bual kan huhu..haru jadinya cuti nie badan aku cam nak mencomelkan diri jer lagi huhu naya nie...selain tu hari nie aku buat kerja paksa rela buat terjemahan laporan yang nak di serahkan kepada pegawai kat kedutaan ..daripada korean ke bm..aku hentam jer..baca balik gelak sorang2 huhu cam hancur jer bm aku tu..tunggang langgang..hari tu buat terjemahan dr english ke korea..copy paste jer huhu..cam maner lah orang yg memang buat kerja2 terjemahan nie sebagai mata pencarian diorang? tak bengang ke atau sakit kepala..huhu roommate mate aku yg buat lapaoran tu pun meletup sebab tension buat benda tu..huhu sabar jerlah...aku tukang dgr jer lah...

해바라기- 진짜 싫어!!!!!

huhu tak pepasallak roommate aku kena gertak dgn aku huhu tetiba hilang kawalan diri aduh..der pi pasang lagu yg paling aku benci ..aku pun terlepas cakap yg aku leh tumbuk orang kalau dgr lagu tu huhu terus der terkejut..mesti lepas nie der jadi trauma nak pasang lagu tu huhu ..aku pun bila dgr jer laug tu aduh memang nak marah tak tentu pasal ..kena arr? entahlah huhuh...nie gambar kat atas tu adalah classmate aku yg baik hati sesangat..huhuh yg pakai cermin mata tu dah mabuk jadi weng huhu nasib baik lah aku ingat kat tuhan banyak2 sabar jer lah minah2 kalau dah mabuk haru jadinyer.. masa nie aku kat 노래방 bersama member class diorang ajak aku ikut jer..sekadar hadir nak tunjuk muka ..last2 aku join sekaki...tu lah first time tengok perempuan +lelaki mabuk dlm hidup aku..tahunyer mak bapak aku mahu aku balik mesia mlm tu gak ..huhu comel tak yg baju hitam tu..huh nielah awek yg paling berani dan selamber aku kacau dlm kelas..huh nasib baik der layan..dgn hura haranyer korean aku aku ayat der cukup2..sayang der dah ader pak we aduh melepas huhu ..cuti aku tinggal sebulan huhu time buka buku balik membiasakan diri dgn tulisan korean semula.....selamat tinggal bulan satu ..huhu semoga aper yg aku impikan unutk thn 2005 nie tercapai insyallah...

lelaki vs perempuan

hmm..hari yg membosan dan menyakitkan serta menyejukan huuh... aku aku dah bengkak dan mengeluarkan bau yg tak best waaa sesaper bakal doc tu leh tolong kau cam maner nak cuci luka nie waa nak gi hosptal takut dan tak berduit huuh cam maner waaa cari antiseptic pun tak der..semua 약국 tutup huuh

복숭아

Your Stripper Name is: Peaches

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aku pun tak paham sangat aper kaitan dgn aku huhu..ader sesaper leh tolong terangkan ?huhu

ice skating

aksi mantap aku dgn kuzer masa main iceskating smlm.huhu sampai meleceh kaki nie.huhu tapi selamber redah jer huhu pedih pun pedihlah janji leh berlari huhu...

raya dan salji

huhu tak der kerja..esok khamis sambut raay haji...kat sini ikut arab saudi..jadi ikutt jerlah..sembyg start kul 10 dan diramalkan tak ramai...harap2 mahunyer ramai solat kat luar...dah lah esok negatif 10..tolong...huhu kalau 눈 turun pun k gak..huhu

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berkhasiatnyer

donut dan demam

huh hari nie gi lah nak main ice skating unutk kali ke 3..sayangnyer orang ramai sangat(budak2 kecik) jadi tak jadi main lagi pun ustaz ader janji kul 8 jadi rancangan ice skating bertukar makan donut huhu lamer sungguh tak makan donut di d*****' donut..sedap hingga mejilat jari..tapi sampai jer rumah rasa cam nak pengsan ..dgn kepala yg berat tak pasal2..tapi sempatgak tu lepas dendam kat sup ayam yg ustaz buat..kenyang perut walaupun tekak dah rasa perit semacam..aduh esok ahd maner ader 약국buka..last23 sebatjer panadol kat rumah man tu..huhu cam dah 만료된다..selamber sebat jer..harap2 ok lah..lagi pun dah lamer tak jatuh sakit nie..kalau nak jatuh sakitp un biarlah cuti huhu..

anti sosial

take the antisocial test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.

aku jumpa nie dr bolg orang sesajer nak test..keputusannyer sangat mengejutkan huuh aku seorang yg antisosial..and damn proud of it!!!!

tidak2 dan tidak mimpi ngeri buat aku yg memang mencanang2 kan diri ku cam tu...

huhu mimipi jadi kenyataan...

bosan..

lamer nyer tak masuk blog nie..huhu aku pun tak tahu nak tulis aper pun..hmm hari2 pun dilalui dgn kebosanan tanpa aktiviti yg menyihatkan.haha result last sem dah keluar..syukr sebab score gak..harap2 tak derlah suara2 sumbang yg mengutuk lagi..dan berharap sangat dapat habuan dr pihak kolej..hihi dapat gak bershooping sakat..lamer sungguh tak bershooping.nak mengharapkan duit bulanan tu cukup2 makan jerlah..harap2 2005 nie akan lebih rajin ke library dan maintain pointer 4 .3 keatas insyallah..

keseorangan lagi..

hmm hari 15/12 aku tinggal sorang2..semua budak budak dah balik malaysia..dok aku sorang2 lepak kat sini tanpa sebarang plan atau pun kerja..dah 3 bulan pulak tu..dok mati keras karang aku kat sini..haha tulah saper suruh taknak balik..kan dah susah..haha